
Put together an “essentials kit”:
For times you go to swinger parties,conventions, or other events, take a black bag with everything you need to help get you through the night. Inside have your room key (or anyone else’s you may happen to come across), some money for cocktails,condoms (at least three different sizes!), a small bottle of lube(very important), her silver bullet (in case of emergencies),Tylenol or Excedrin Quicktabs (someone always needs these),mints and of course a little blue diamond shaped pill (hey, ifit works for Bob Dole).
You can accessorize your kit by adding rabbit fur, vibrators, dildos,or whatever else might make your evening memorable. You can remember these motto’s: “be prepared (Boy Scouts) or “adapt & improvise” (Marines) but Tess prefers: Semper Paratus, which is Latin for the Coast Guard’s motto “always ready.”



